I CANT BREATHE
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
oh my god snooki posted an onion article on her facebook and website thinking it was real
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
Here’s the babe aka Pirate Queen, because she literally is Queen, featuring freckles because how could I not??
step on me pls
this fucking ASSHOLE
holy crap it works
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong